butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

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whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

(via replacements-)

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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